winterinthetardis:

stillnot-ginger:

oh it’s on now motherfucker.

Let me tell you something about Alfred motherfucking Pennyworth. Alfred is the goddamn backbone of the bat-universe.  Have you ever seen any other servants in the Wayne mansion? No, because he doesn’t need them. Alfred is head bitch in charge of all your shit, all the time. That’s why he is in pretty much every bat-related thing ever. No one would get any fucking thing done without Alfred. He was in Birds of Prey. Motherfucking Batman wasn’t even in Birds of Prey. But Alfred was, because Alfred Motherfucking Pennyworth gets shit done. He will fuck your shit up and then mop the floor with you, literally, because someone’s gotta keep that batcave clean and it sure as hell ain’t Batman. As if he could. And I can guarantee you that shit is spotless. You could probably eat off that fucking cave. And it’s a goddamn cave. A GODDAMN CAVE. Could YOU clean a goddamn cave? No, because you’re not Alfred Pennyworth. 

Also, he’s British.

#I just have a lot of bat feelings 

(Source: batcows)

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