January 2010
20 posts
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I haven’t laughed this hard since I found out UGA was a dry campus.
“I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, putting gas and oil...”
– RIP JD Salinger
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Things That Don't Surprise Me #1
The iPad. More specifically that everyone over the age of 12 thought of the name as Apple getting into the feminine hygiene market. And that a parody based on this idea will be done over and over and over and over and over again. Up to and including the time it actually comes out.
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“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Try it again and...”
– Katchoo, Strangers in Paradise
Another Tornado Warning....
…..another time I don’t go to Oz and meet the dumbass Scarecrow, the heartless Tin Man, and the bitch Lion.
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I never realized that was a link…
I only found out when I clicked on it to repost that thing with the shocked baby.
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frankeltank:
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Facebook stalking girls from my high school who’ve gotten knocked out occasionally leads to great things.
You mean knocked up? Knocked out means they did something along the lines of Million Dollar Baby.
Why yes, as it happened I did. That was an unfortunate typo. (How did you manage to turn this into a text post?)
Up top where it says “Reblog...
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Facebook stalking girls from my high school who’ve gotten knocked out occasionally leads to great things.
You mean knocked up? Knocked out means they did something along the lines of Million Dollar Baby.
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Strangers in Paradise
For the past week or so, I’ve been reading Terry Moore’s Strangers in Paradise. I’d get bored in a Borders and see it, never really thinking about it, and last Saturday I picked the first pocketbook up and read that Neil Gaiman endorses it. Fucking Neil Gaiman, man. So I picked it up and just dove into it. It starts out as something cliche but takes a turn around at around page...
The Baconator
Don’t do it. Just don’t. For all that is holy, don’t.
You know what's awesome?
This shit won’t update on twitter. Hopefully.
Random Things People Do That Annoy Me #2
There’s four lanes of traffic, three of them are open, and the guy/gal behind me is tailgating me. I move over and the guy/gal flies past me.
Seriously, fuck you.
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Random Things People Do That Annoy Me
Asking me “Is this elevator going up/down?” while I’m inside the elevator.
Do you know the concept of up and down? What about lights? You see those lights near the top the elevator door? If the top one is lit, it’s going up. If the bottom one is lit, it’s going down. Tricky stuff, I know. If the top one is lit, and the elevator is happening to go down, God hates you...
I got bored- Spanish Tom Sawyer
Un guerrador de hoy día Paso grande antipático antipático El Tom Sawyer de este día Orgullo antipático antipático
Aunque su miente no es para alquiler No lo piense que es arrogante Su reserva, una defensa reservada Montando todos los eventos del día EL RÍO!
Que tú dices de su compañía Es que tú dices de sociedad Coge la neblina, coge el mito Coge el misterio, coge el sentido El mundo es, el...
